The topic of my ‘romance / sex’ life
tends to leave me feeling
All kinds of people
all sorts of things from me.
By some, I am expected to be dating –
by others, I should have had sex already.
OR I should find someone before I grow sour.
Please – as Barney Stinson
would say – I will
not grow sour
by the lack of such intimacy.
I’m not of sour taste.